Friday, May 27, 2011

Ultimate SEO Guide for OpenCart

Ultimate SEO Guide for OpenCart

Postby ozone100 » Fri May 06, 2011 11:19 pm
For those of you who don’t know me I work fulltime doing search engine optimization, social media marketing, and general internet marketing. I have worked on many large scale successful e-commerce websites and have a strong knowledge of SEO, especially related to e-commerce websites.

I have helped out a few people in the forums by auditing their websites and making recommendations. I have found that many of these websites have the same general problems and I would like to share these findings with everyone. By making these changes to your website you are sure to see an improvement in rankings and hopefully and improvement in traffic.

Problem: Bad choice of keywords.
Explanation: Keywords are everything in SEO. You need make sure you are using keywords that people are searching for and that are not too competitive (good luck ranking for “weight loss”). More importantly, you need to make sure you are using these keywords in your meta title and in your page copy. If you don’t have the right keywords, your pages will struggle to rank.
Solution: Use Google’s Keyword Tool (https://adwords.google.com/select/KeywordToolExternal) to see how many monthly searches certain keywords have. Just enter some keyword phrases that you think apply to your website and Google will suggest a list of keywords along with the monthly searches for each one. The rule of thumb is only one or two keyword phrases per page. The tool also has a competition meter showing you how competitive each keyword is. This meter refers to the competition in Google AdWords (pay-per-click) and while it will give you a general idea of the search competition, it is not very accurate.

Problem: Lack of keyword usage in page copy and meta titles.
Explanation: One of the biggest factors that cause a page to rank is keyword usage in the meta title. That said, if you have very little or no copy on a page, you will be severely disadvantaged and most likely will not rank well for the target keywords.
Solution: Place your targeted keywords at the beginning of the meta title and try to keep your meta title below 70 characters (Google cuts off after 70 characters). Make sure you have a good amount of copy on your pages with your keywords used throughout it. The general rule of thumb is to use your keywords 1-3 times for a short copy block and 4-6 times for longer page copy. For a great guide outlining how to optimized a page check out http://www.seomoz.org/blog/perfecting-k ... timization. (This is a MUST READ for all e-commerce webmasters)

Problem: Duplicate Content
Explanation: Duplicate content refers to exact or even similar text that is found on multiple web pages. This can occur either within a website or between multiple websites. If you copy and paste your product descriptions from the manufacturer or another source, chances are those pages won’t rank well because of the way Google deals with duplicate content. Google can penalize the rankings of that page and sometimes even remove it from the index. If there is too much duplicate content throughout the website as a whole (100s or 1000s) of pages, there is a possibility your website as a whole will be penalized and your traffic will drop significantly. Lately duplicate content has been a bigger focus in the SEO community because of the “Farmer/Panda” update in February that penalized many sites for having large amounts of duplicate content.
Solution: Make sure your copy is unique and write unique copy. This is obviously easier said than done when you have hundreds or thousands of products. If you do have a large site than just focus on your most valuable pages and work your way down. There was a recent article that addressed this issue in great deal: http://www.seomoz.org/blog/fat-pandas-and-thin-content.

Problem: Not enough inbound links from other websites.
Explanation: Having links to your website from other websites has the HIGHEST impact on rankings than any other factor. If your website is new and has less than 10 inbound links, don’t be surprised if your pages aren’t ranking well.
Solution: I wish there was a nice step by step guide for building links to your website but there’s not. Link building is the probably the most difficult part of SEO, which is probably why Google values it so highly (it’s not easy to manipulate). That said, here are some strategies you can use to get links to your website: http://www.seobook.com/archives/001792.shtml.

Note: Do not buy links unless you know what you’re doing. Buying links is against Google’s guidelines and by doing so you risk getting your website completely removed from the index. Please do not fall for the “1000 links for $10 deals.”

Problem: Not using search engine friendly URLS.
Explanation: Having keywords in the URL improves your page’s rankings and increases the chance that someone will click your page in the search engine results page (people tend to click on bolded text more). Also, longer URLs don’t rank as well as shorter URLS. Compare yourdomain.com/index.php?route=product/category&path=37 with yourdomain.com/sports-footwear/
Solution: Use SEO Friendly URLs. In your admin panel, navigate to System -> Settings and click on the “Server” tab. Here you can tell OpenCart to “Use SEO URL’S”. Make sure you follow the instructions and rename htaccess.txt to .htaccess.

Problem: Two versions of the website exist – http://www.yoursite.com and yoursite.com (non-www)
Explanation: In Google’s eyes, every URL is a different webpage. When Google crawls your website it sees two different pages even though to you it is the same page (http://www.yoursite.com and yoursite.com). In general Google is pretty good about deciding which page to use, but with e-commerce sites that have 100s or 1000s of pages, don’t take that chance. Also, if a http://www.yoursite.com has 10 links and yoursite.com (non-www) has 10 links, you are dividing your “link juice.” By consolidating these pages with a 301 redirect you can get the benefit of all 20 links to one page.
Solution: Choose which version you want, www or non-www, and stick with it. Assuming you have a .htaccess file, 301 Redirect the non-www version to the www version, or vice versa, in the .htaccess file (Instructions: http://www.seobook.com/archives/001714.shtml). Also, go to Google WebMaster Central and navigate to Site Configuration -> Settings. Then next to “Preferred domain” choose the version you would like Google to use.

Other Resources:
Beginner’s Guide to SEO - http://www.seomoz.org/beginners-guide-to-seo
Learn SEO in 15 minutes - http://www.webconfs.com/15-minute-seo.php
How Search Engines Value Links - http://www.seomoz.org/blog/10-illustrat ... n-of-links
Link Building for Small E-Commerce Sites - http://www.seomoz.org/blog/link-buildin ... erce-sites

I hope this helps, if you have any questions feel free to post them here and I will do my best to answer them.

To the developers of OpenCart here is my SEO wish list:

    Ability to add rel=”canonical” tag to category and product pages
    Custom meta titles for category and manufacturer pages
    Custom meta titles and descriptions for information pages
    Breadcrumbs that don’t link to the non-seo friendly URL of the page for information pages

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Test Account setting of DIBS and making it live

For test acount you need

<input type="hidden" name="test" value="yes" />

You can get the document in the following link


One error that i have face is the 

No Paytype(s) test parameter missing 

in mine this error was due to the Merchant Id different that the real one.

Test credit cart i have use is

Card number for the VISA:4711100000000000

Month: 06
Year: 24


This work for to check that the payment is successful.

Code i have used

<form action="https://payment.architrade.com/paymentweb/start.action" method="post" id="checkout">
  <input type="hidden" name="merchant" value="---------" />
  <input type="hidden" name="amount" value="123456" />
  <input type="hidden" name="currency" value="578" />
  <input type="hidden" name="orderid" value="12345" />
  <input type="hidden" name="accepturl" value="success.php" />
  <input type="hidden" name="cancelurl" value="cancel.php" />
  <input type="hidden" name="callbackurl" value="success.php" />
  <input type="hidden" name="calcfee" value="yes" /> 

<input type="hidden" name="test" value="yes" />
  <input type="submit" />


Remove this line to make the site live

<input type="hidden" name="test" value="yes" />

Your own test

With the help of our test system, virtually any situation imaginable can be tested prior to going online.

Test mode start-up

To place DIBS in the test mode, two things must be carried out first:
  1. Your shop should have activated the test mode with DIBS. New shops always start with the test mode activated, but the test mode is deactivated as soon as the shop goes “live” (so test cards can no longer be used). If you wish to activate the test mode again at a later date, this can be arranged by contacting us at support(at)dibs.dk.
  2. A CGI variable must be declared, which notifies DIBS that tests are being conducted. This variable is inserted as a “hidden field” together with the other variables:
    <input type="hidden" name="test" value="foo"/>
Once this variable is declared, the transaction will not be sent to the acquirer, but will instead be handled by the DIBS test system. When a transaction is carried out, the test transaction can be seen in DIBS Administration, where the transaction can also be completed. Test transactions can be distinguished from actual transactions, since test transactions are shown in italics in the administration and also feature the addition of (test) next to the indication of the card type.
If you have integrated the capture functionality with the help of DIBS-API, it is also possible to test this communication.

Test module structure

The module is set up so that certain card numbers give certain replies. If a card number, contrary to those described below, is inadvertently sent, the reply will be “Rejected by acquirer”. Examples of other error codes are:
  • Card type not accepted by this shop
  • Order ID must be unique
  • Too few amount fields for split payments
  • Control numbers are required by this shop
  • Card does not match the card type shown

Test card numbers

Below is a list of card numbers relating to various card types which return different error types (or are approved) so you can test your own system’s reactions to these errors.
Test card numbers are composed of a prefix and a postfix. The prefix indicates the card type and the postfix indicates the desired result. I.e.:
Test card number = prefix + postfix
Example of a 4-numeral prefix:
You wish to test the authorization of a Dankort, and to have it approved:
Prefix for Dankort: 5019
Code for approval: 100000000000
Test-Dankort with an approved authorization: 5019100000000000

List of prefixes

Card type
Test cards which will be approved
Eurocard/Mastercard (DK)
Eurocard/Mastercard (SE)
Diners Club (DK) *)
Diners Club *)
American Express (DK)
American Express
Maestro (DK)
VISA Electron
*) Diners Club consists of only 14 digits minus the two middle zeros.


Card number
Expiry date
Rejected by acquirer
Communication problems
Error at DIBS
Error at acquirer
Card expired
*) Card Verification Code


Card number
Expiry date
Rejected by acquirer
Rejected by acquirer
Card expired
Rejected by acquirer
Authorization outdated
06/24 684 Incorrect status in DIBS

Invoice Testing

PayByBill Testing - Norway

You can conduct tests of an invoice transaction using the following test data for the Norwegian market. It may also be possible to perform test transactions with a valid social security number & postal address, but this is not recommended. Rating requirement for an order to be accepted is 35.
1. Name TESTDAME PETRA – Rating 81
Social security number: 18106500076
Street address: SOFIENBERGGATE 56
Postal address: 0563 OSLO

2. Name: TESTMANN PETTER – Rating 81
Social security number: 18106500157
Street address: HUNDREMETERSKOGEN 100
Postal address: 0563 OSLO

3. Name: HANSEMANN HANS – Rating 75
Social security number: 12053400068
Street address: HANSEGATEN 17
Postal address: 0567 OSLO

4. Name: NOFF NASSE – Rating -3
Social security number: 18126500137
Street address: HUNDREMETERSKOGEN 100
Postal address: 0303 OSLO

PayByBill Testing - Sweden

You can conduct tests of an invoice transaction using the following test data for the Swedish market.

Social security number – 7804166721, 5904201380, 8301153550, 6604257292, 6112030215, 6608152994, 8312106639, 6804289509, 8506306607 Postnummer - 12345

Handelsbanken Finans Invoice Testing - Sweden

Test results

When testing Handelsbanken Finans invoice it is the total order sum amount that determines the credit decision depending of the last digit according to the table below. If the numbers below aren't used the credit answer is "Authorization OK".

Last number/digit of the total order
sum amount
Credit decision
8 Denied
9 Technical error

Test persons

You are free to use any correct Swedish "personnummer" and then decide the credit decsision depending on the amount you send. You will be returned a random name with an address. If you send the same "personnummer" again at a later time, the same name and address will be returned.
It is recommended to use the following test persons that have predefined names and addresses.

"Swedish personnummer"
Name and Adress
640825-2333 ISAKSSON TOMAS

Collect PayPort Invoice Testing

Below are swedish and norwegian test data for approved and declined transactions.

Swedish test data:

Approved "Swedish test personnummer"
Name and Adress
670927-2691Peter Palm
Ahlbergers Väg 7B
611 38  NYKÖPING
531010-1018 Ulf  Testsson
Sturegatan 3 Plan 7 Prod Ut
Rejected "Swedish test personnummer"
Name and Adress
300823-9190 Leave these fields empty
300823-9190 Leave these fields empty

Norwegian test data:

Approved "Norwegian test personnummer"
Name and Adress
03028711300 Hans Westby
Strandgaten 6
1523 MOSS
07077349841 Ingeborg Karlsen
Postboks 52
Rejected "Norwegian test personnummer"
Name and Adress
Leave these fields empty
Leave these fields empty

SveaWebPay Testing

Swedish person test data:
Approved payment :5501011000
Rejected payment : 5501021009
Fraud: 6601010009
Insufficent funds payment: 7701010006

Swedish company test data:
Approved payment 5501031008
Rejected payment : 5501041007
Fraud: 6601010009
Insufficent funds payment: 7701010006

Norwegian person test data:
Approved payment 17054512066
Rejected payment : 14077421433
Fraud: 22084419684
Insufficent funds payment: 30036549854

Norwegian company test data:
Approved payment 923313850
Rejected payment : 842852102
Fraud: 812345672
Insufficent funds payment: 931024280


ssn: 4304158399
Name: Karl
Last name: Lidin
Adress: Junibacksg 42
Postal code: 23634
City: Hollviken
Country: Sverige

Thanking You
Rupak Nepali

Sunday, May 22, 2011

My first project which paid me $350

This to confirm that we, ASCO NORWAY AS, and RUPAK NEPALI has gone under agreement to do website project. The detail of the work is given below:

1) Upgrading of www.======.no to the latest version of opencart.
2) Integration of bring/posten module.
3) Fixing of issues with merchant account.

ASCO NORWAY AS will be paying 350 USD for this project through bank or western union or as per programmer's requirement.
Payment will be made as soon as project is completed.

ASCO NORWAY AS will also explorer possibilities of having further work relations with RUPAK NEPALI.

Waqar Bashir

Saturday, May 21, 2011

For properly writing the URL in opencart

This url is not google friendly

what we have to do is perform the URL rewriting.
as index.php/produt/product_id/42/product.php

Site map is done in the XML base and is search engine friendly.
Image tags should also have to be maintained if image tag is not found use the product name
Structuring in <div> is also important as per the W3C
Should also have unique content don't copy of other

In opencart admin/controller/feed/googlesitemap.php does most of the work to contact with the google

Thanking you

Flow of the quote that was written to handled the opencart projects

Respected Sir,

If the system is in Opencart v1.4.9.3++ then it will cost $500+
If the system is below that then we have to make from the base only taking the reference of the design then it will cost $750+ and module cost will be extrra if it is not free in the forum

Can complete within 15 days.

One day for the requirement analysis in this you must be with me.
Back end Management will be completed with in 1-2 day/s.
Three-Four days for the design integration and programming the product display and module management
Three-Four days for the Shipping, Payment and account section programming.
Cart Management, Shipping Methods, Payment Methods within three-four days.

Other days we check for the bugs and other modules and other sections.

Thanking You
Rupak Nepali

E-commerce Application developer and already developed three shopping system.

I can help u

I am an E-commerce Application developer and already developed three shopping system.

jqzoom, nivoslider, image as options, multiple options for the product as image and so on, developed on the opencart.

Big project e-commerce project, develop in opencart but with the multipricing that each product have many pricing system, all the system are handled by the CSV as the product, customer and pricing and images are uploaded from the CSV directly so we dont have to keep the product one by one, and the customer level is also multiple as the registered customer can be super customer if the admin need it and many other options in the payment and the shipping also

For module integration the opencart version effects nut dont worry
I am able to make any kind of module in the opencart nor you can see


and can develop the module as per the requirement.

I am able to handle the project.

Thanking You
if needed

Monday, May 16, 2011

Hachiko one of the sad movie i have ever seen

Hachiko: A Dog's Story (or Hachi: A Dog's Tale) is a 2009 American drama film based on the true story of the faithful Akita Hachikō. It is a remake of the 1987 Japanese film Hachikō Monogatari. It was directed by Lasse Hallström, written by Stephen P. Lindsey and stars Richard Gere, Joan Allen and Sarah Roemer.
The first foreign premiere was on August 8, 2009, in Japan. To date the film has opened in over 25 countries and continues to open in foreign territories throughout 2010. In the United States the movie was first shown at the Seattle International Film Festival on June 13, 2009. Sony Pictures Entertainment decided to forgo a U.S. theatrical release. According to the Odeon Cinema website the film will be given a UK theatrical release on March 12, 2010, courtesy of Entertainment Film Distributors. Box Office Mojo reports that total foreign box office has reached $45,000,000 as of June 2010.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Dedicated to Rama Shrestha

Made a wrong turn, once or twice.
Dug my way out, blood and fire.
Bad decisions, that's alright.
Welcome to my silly life.
Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood.
Miss 'No way, it's all good', it didn't slow me down.
Mistaken, always second guessing, underestimated.
Look, I'm still around.

Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than fuckin' perfect.
Pretty, pretty please, if you ever, ever feel like you're nothing,
You're fuckin' perfect to me

You're so mean when you talk about yourself; you were wrong.
Change the voices in your head; make them like you instead.
So complicated, look happy, you'll make it
Filled with so much hatred, such a tired game.
It's enough; I've done all I can think of.
Chased down all my demons, I've seen you do the same.

Woah ohh, pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than fuckin' perfect.
Pretty, pretty please, if you ever, ever feel like you're nothing,
You're fuckin' perfect to me.

The whole world's scared so I swallow the fear.
The only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer.
So cool in line, and we try try try, but we try too hard and it's a waste of my time.
Done looking for the critics, cause they're everywhere.
They dont like my jeans; they don't get my hair.
Exchange ourselves, and we do it all the time.
Why do we do that? Why do I do that?

Why do I do that?

Yeah, oh, oh baby, pretty baby
Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than fuckin' perfect.
Pretty,pretty please, if you ever, ever feel
Like you're nothing, you're fuckin' perfect to me, yeahhh.
You're perfect, you're perfect
Ohh pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than fuckin' perfect.
Pretty, pretty please, if you ever, ever feel, like you're nothing
You're fuckin' perfect to me

Friday, May 13, 2011

हाम्रा राजेश दाइ कमका छैन ... Have fun with the jokes of nepali super star

राजेश दाइका हाश्य लेखहरु
nepal ma loadshedding kina bhaira6 bhaneko ta , hamro rajesh dai le mobile charge garera po rahe6..........

"Tshovit Khanal"
rajesh dai ko cell ta khatra raicha charge garna 10~18hrs lagdo raicha:-P
The Managers of Madame Tussaud's wax museum removed Rajesh Hamal's statue from there coz it melted the rest of em..he was freakin hot !!! they ended up remaking all the other ones !!

"Anisha Shakya"
Rajesh Dai was taking the most difficult exam. The professor gave 150 questions and asked him to choose 100 questions and answer them. Guess what Rajesh Dai did.. He answered all 150 questions and asked professor to choose 100 and grade them....

"Rajesh Wagle"
Once Rajnikant was chasing some gangster......but they escaped from him......Rajnikant angrily said,"Rascalla....you can run away from me, but I'll see how will you escape from Rajesh Dai......Mind it."

"Hemanta Balami"
Nepal is running out of Iron ! Rajesh dai is making too many enemies lately !!! uff his "falam ko haat" !!!
once valentina rossi challenged to rajesh dai for bike race....
Dont even try to guess what happen......

Rajesh dai won da race on neutral gear.
rajesh dai le michael jackson lai dance ma harayera michael jackson ko heartfelt vayera moreko ho re!

"Jack Dawson"
On rajesh dai's b'day instead of blowing out candels he blew out the sun
reason for earth`s rotation is rajesh dai walking
Ek din rajesh hamal sutirako belama naak bhitra kamila chirecha ani rajesh dai le k ek patak sneeze gardeko ta pakistan pugera osama bin laden lai lagecha..
n result
osama is dead!!!!
rajesh dai used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
rajesh dai secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
When RAJESH dai says "heyyy" when he is angry then even Late MICHAEL JACKS0N will dance in lok dohori s0ng..........

"MäNéés ÑüÇlèùs Màd"
one day rajesh hamal found a man kissing his sister.then angrily he bit the guy in such a way that his 'falam ko haat' made the body of that man like a rubber who can bent his body anywhere.Today that man is known as 'ram dev'
rajesh dai creat a new e-mail ID.


hacker dies
virus cries
google shocked
computer blocked
rajesh dai rocks.
the source-code of facebook was stolen from rajesh dai's roughbook.
Mark Zukerberg, the founder of facebook is seriously injured. Guess why ?
Rajesh Hamal poked him through facebook.
Now there will be no end of the world on 2012 Coz Rajesh Dai just got tha laptop n it's warranty expires on 2014.

"Eddy Deps "
RAJESH dai can make the oni0n cry...........................

"MäNéés ÑüÇlèùs Màd"
Rajesh dai once kicked horse in its chin, then after its descendants are callled giraffe.

"Eddy Deps"
once Rajesh dai opened the business of small grocery store while he was in United states for his film shooting.......and left some manager to run it........thats what we call it WALMART today!!

"Eddy Deps"
When bin laden was about to die,he was asked that wat was his last wish.......
and he replied that he want to see RAJESH DAI winning a 0SCAR AWARD before he die.......................

"MäNéés ÑüÇlèùs Màd"
ek choti rajesh dai lai rajnikant le open open ring ma fight ko lagi challange gare6 ani rajesh dai ali dhilo aayera HAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII............ gardeko ta rajnikant ta thau ko thau faint ......

"Zigzagification Kisna Rimal"
Missing part eatten by Rajesh Dai..........
When RAJESH DAI crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
When US army attacked 0sama bin laden in his place where he hide,....he was watching RAJESH DAI'S M0VIE "DEUTAA"

"MäNéés ÑüÇlèùs Màd"
osama bin laden did not killed by US troops.
He got heart attack when he heard dat rajesh dai going to marriage.
Rajesh Dai has a lifetime contract of "Road Rollers" from Sadak Bibhag.He uses that as a "Body massaging" tool.

"Sudeep Devkota"
when rajesh dai was in school,
teachers used to bunk da class!!!
when rajesh dai joined facebook he recieved a nitification.
''facebook wants to be your friend.''
Once Rajesh Dai bought a huge land and build a well on each corner of the land,now Think why he did that??
>>>Coz it's our rajesh Dai,he want to play caramboard lol..

"Eddy Deps"
all scientists failed to answer dat but rajesh dai is da only one who answered it.

aakha bango sarir nango
rajesh dai ko chala
40 pani kati sakyo
janti kahile jala.....:))
rajesh dai lost his virginity before his dad…
rajesh dai eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
1. Once Rajesh Dai, wrote his own autobiography- it's now called Guiness' World Records.

2. He lost his rough notebook when he was in high school- somebody found it and gave it a new name-"wikipedia."

3. He taught a guy to Speak English Fast when he was in high school-That guy name is 'Eminem' Now.
rajesh dai can take wicket of umpire
Rajesh dai once showed his middle finger to a girl, she got pregnant automatically.
When graham bell discovered telephone...... He got two missed calls from rajesh dai..!!
rajesh dai can smoke... Under the water
how does rajesh dai get his hair cut on the moon??
''eclipse it'
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep rajesh dai out. It failed misserably.
Rajesh dai went to Japan left the mobile and when the phone rang, there was a earthquake.
rajesh dai doesnt wait for the bus, the bus waits for him.
Top of Form
hehe rajesh dai dont need a bus da bus need him
Teacher:wats half of 8?
Rajesh dai:It depends on the situation... if u half it vertically its 3 n if u half it horizontally its 0!

Dai ko agadi koi tikna sakdaina!!
y do alien come to our planet?
....bcoz to pay ransom money to rajesh dai, not to invade their planet!!!
u kno wat is da true story of dharhara how it builded?
Once ofter eating food rajesh dai was roaming around kathmandu during da walk he cleaned his teeth wid stone, n he pick one tooth n threw it away.....
And Today it is known as da dharhara!!
rajesh dai can drink rice

Rajesh dai ek din fight gardai thiye ekaek Rajesh daiko haat chumbak(magnet) ma ta siyo, kina tha cha, kina ki dusman haruko lagi ta Rajesh dai ko haat ta falam ho reni ta.
long time ago rajesh dai was sooo thirsty. so, he drink a sip of ocen water.
N wat, the place is ran out of water n now its called SAHARA DESERT!
once rajesh dai become DJ in party.
An alien landed at da party frm a near by galaxy n request. ''mero chora ko board exam cha ali bistaro bajaidinuna.''
Rajesh dai though leaning tower was tooth stick . One day he was angry and threw it and it landed on earth and became a tower.
new advertise of wai wai noodles!!

U can be a rajesh dai
if u regularly eat wai wai!!!
once sivaji came earth just to meet rajesh dai!

U kno why?
Bcoz sivaji got confuse when rajesh dai said ''hey sankar ho mero naam''
Rajesh dai studied MBBS, MD, MBA, Phd, etc.. when he was in LKG ! :)
Rajesh dai celebrated diwali only twice in his lifetime.
This two occasions are known as
'World War 1' & 'World War 2' !!
esterday spider man went to hospital for treatment.

Guess why??
Bcoz he got a ass kick by rajesh dai!!
Taleban & Al Qaida members have changed their prayers after Osama's unexpected elimination by America...
The new prayer, which they all must utter 5 times a day, goes like this: Yah Allah, Rajesh DAI ko Amrika ki Dushman banaade! :D (-SB)
one day sachintendulkar playing in ipl
-----baller:bratlee @ 253km/min threw the ball
--batsman:sachin got that ball in his right arm and he spoked out hilla meri haath
---owner of mumbai indian requested DAI please please play for mine team its a final match they needed 12 runs in 2 balls
--DAI:la la bat de(without wearing helmet pad nd guard)
--baller:bratllee @280/km
--crouds+commentator:looking this became silent and giving big ooooooooo
Ek choti Hamro Rajesh dai Lai "Roti" Khana Wakka lagera Mathi tira Faldeko aile to roti lai "Chandrama" bhanchan...............
Rajni to facebook- Wouldnt it be better if facebook had asked who is in your mind instead of whats in your mind???
Facebook- No, i know that rajesh dai is in everybody's mind......Mind it yenna rascala.
Swiss bank deposits their money by giving it to rajesh dai coz there is no one who could mess with him....bhujissshhhh
Computer agrees all of rajesh dai's term and conditions if he had to download any softwares......bhujissssshhhhh.
Rajesh dai never sees his watch........He decides what time is it.........
Gau Gau ka bachha haru lai tha bhayeko kahani:-
Euta American le Dai lai bhetna dai ko ghar gayechha.....Ani Dai le respectfully afno mommy daddy lai " O Baa Aama" bhanera bolako tyo american le sunechha.
Tes Pachi tyo American America aayera afno chora ko naam Obama k rakheko thiyo, aja tyo America ko President chha.
When 0rdinary people are shocked they says:- "0h my g0d!!!!!"
But when g0d is shocked he says:-
"Oh my RAjesh dai !!!!!"
Bichara saple osamalai dos din6an,rajes dai le paper ko plane banara udauda twin tower dhalya vanera ra rajes dailai matra thaha 6..
Why does Indian PM Manmohan Singh wear that turban round his head?
Coz DAI once told him, "Ma tero ek din tuppii uukhalchhu,