KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Collection of adult jokes

KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty...

its A ''CIGRETTE''

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..



Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->


Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!


Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,

missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were

u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas



PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay



Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay

dalnay laga to wo boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay

dalta tha...


Girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati hai

par ap
ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere bap

ne baja baja
kar kharab kardi.



Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:
Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.



dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

ah
oh

dheere
ah

mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!


"HONEYMOON"
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a


"Tendulker" Having Sex With "Malika"
Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha Hai;
Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de "ADDIDAS likha hai


Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..
kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.
mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi

aayi.
saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.
Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.



Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-

replied:
"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!




Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an
Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d

Cock u holdin isn mine"