Elephant and Ant Jokes....very funny animal jokes from nepal

Why is the elephant scared of the computer? Because of the mouse.

eakchoti 2ta kamila haru masta sanga raksi piyera road ma basira thye re...tyahi bela para bata hatti eaklai darai darai aaira dekhechan. ani eauta kamila le aarko lai tyo hatti lai gayera kutidiu bhanecha. aarko kamila chai pura jos ma aara chode eaklai cha bichara..eaklai cha bhanera tyasko faida uthauna hudaina bhanecha

Eakchoti kamila le hatti sanga tyasko ganji magecha...ani hatti le kina bhanera sodhda kamila le mero ghar ma bholi bhoj cha tyasko lagi pal chaiyeko cha bhanecha..


Once an hunter was chasing an elephant, the elephant ran into a forest, on the way it met its Ant friend, Ant : Hey, why are you running? Elephant : Hunter is chasing me. Ant (Generously) : You come and hide behind me. Elephant : ??!


ek din kamila le hatti lai khedaudai thiyo. daudida daudidai hatti mandir bhitra lukecha. kamila le hatti bhitra chireko na dekhe pani, bhitra gayera chyappa samatera, dyam ki dyam kutecha. kamila le hatti bhitra bhayeko kura kasari tha payo?????


eakdin hattilai school jana mann lagenacha ani hatti kamila sanga help magna gayecha..
hatti: kamila!kamila!!!!aaja malai school janai mann chaina..aamale bhetnubhayo bhane school pathaunu huncha......
kamila: chinta nagara sathi..mero pachadi luka ani timilai kasaile bhetdaina


eak choti kamila le aafno studentharulai sodecha
kamila:1ta hattiko aagadi 12ta kera rakheko thyo. hattile 11o'ta khayo1ta khayena.kina hola la bhana ta babunanai ho!!
student:#@&###@@!!!!!pass
kamila: kina bhane tyo12th kera plastic ko thyo!!! hehe!!
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aaba chai 1ta hattiko aagadi 12ta kera rakhda kunai khayeana.kina??
kina ki tyo hatti nai plastic ko thyo


एक दिन एउटा हात्ती पोखरी मा नुहाउदै थीयो तेही बेला कमिला नजिकै आएर हात्ती लाई पोखरी बाट बहिर आउन भन्यो ।हत्ती ले किन आउनी भनेर सोद्यो अनी कमिल ले वन्यो मेरो कट्टु लाछौ कि भनेर ।


eak choti kamila le hatti lai bhane cha re
kamila: hatti dai! hatti dai! malai tapaiko ganji eakdinko lagi dinusna
hatti: kina chahiyo talai mero ganji???
kamila:mero gharma bholi huna lageko partyko lagi tent chaiyeko cha.

एक दिन कमिला ले हात्ती लाई खेदाउदै थियो। दौदिडा दौदिदै हात्ती मन्दिर भित्र लुकेछ। कमिला ले हात्ती भित्र छिरेको न देखे पनि, भित्र गएर च्याप्प समतेर, ड्यम् कि ड्यम कुटेछ। कमिला ले हात्ती भित्र भएको कुरा कसरी था पायो

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