Funny things about education

Education is for those who can buy it. If you have no money then you don't have

right to be educated

Love at first sight is not love, its actually sexual attraction according to

scientific research.. ha ha funny , specially when there is hell lots of love songs

and movies and shits regarding this... "Love at first sight" is horny thing ..:D

Specially in Math , teacher teach some lesson ,ask him what's its use in future his reply will in +2 or in Bachelor i.e in higher level education.. ask him what's its use in real life there will be no answer.

Bill Gates left his study and made Microsoft , Mark Zuckerberg Left his study and made Facebook. Richard Branson left study and founded Richard Virigin Group and all of them are billionaires . Those who completed their study now works under them... kinda inspiration biographies.. ,

Why is Management teacher not manager ? why engineering teacher not engineer and account teacher C.A or accountant .

Engineering or BBA or CA toppers usually becomes teacher and Average students usually work in the field. ... why ask more be happy in Average.

I wonder what these +2 colleges are trying to prove by killing innocent Frogs and earthworms in name of education.

bholi ko kam pani aja gar rey, bholi ko kam aja garyo bhaney bholi k garney?

bholi dekhi sure padchu , esto bhaney ko pani 10 barsa bhaisakyo. ahiley samma tyo bholi ayena.

There are lots of people who say, i miss my school/co llege days, but i dont miss my school, i just miss my school friends and fun we had. fuck every thing beside this.


The people who runs early morning are fat people trying to lose weight, old people trying to be healthy, or student trying to reach school/college


education ma pani tax lagaey thukka esto pani ho aba

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, so why practice?


i wasnt born intelligent, neither education made me intelligent


ime to time when i see her my heart beat increases, this may be love ....
..
... or symptoms of cardiac arrest

There is saying, "Wear old Coat, but buy new Book" , after my deep research i found out that the person who said this is is book write and he owned a book shop.


I passed exam because of AIDS , if you want to pass exam you should also get AIDS .
see how funny is this word aids and can misinterpret the meaning , Finally AIDS is Funny.


To have Positive Mental Attitude, you shouldn't look back. Thats why I always sit at last bench ,so that i never have to look back.‌


Summeet Sonzu says
"kasto khal ko rule ho yo.euta ma fail bhayo bhane chai sabai ma fail hune re. Euta ma pass vayo bhane chai sabai ma pass kina na hunne?" I think we should also think about this unfair education & grading system‌


If u read the biography of sucessful people,u will find they left their study and everything to chase their dream..Problem is i don't have a dream, should i chase a good sleep first ?


there is news that hseb11 Result will be out on mangsir last week. I guess this yr also 50% student will fail..k garney jindagi estai ho koi pass koi fai