Age 3 -- Boy kisses girl. Parents: "Awwww. That's so cute" *Takes picture*
Age 16 -- Boy kisses girl. Dad: "Get the hell away from my daughter!!!!!" *Loads shotgun*
One spelling mistake can destroy your life.
A Husband sent this to his wife:I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her."
Wife: If i become fat and ugly will you leave me?
Husband starts laughing.
Wife: WHAT?!
Husband: Im still here arent i?
Age 6:
lil sis: *crying
big bro: " aww whats wrong?"
little sister: " I got a owwy"
Age: 15
lilsis: *crying
big bro:alright who was it?!
lil sis: cries. (name)
big bro* loads shotgun " Be right back.."
Girl, Age 6: "Mom, you look pretty today. :)"
Mom: "Thank You! :)"
Girl, Age 16: "Mom, you look pretty today. :)"
Mom: "What do you want?"
Every girl has three guys in her life.
The one she loves.
The one she hates.
and the one she can't live without.
And in the end,
They're all the same guy.
SixFacts
1.You cannt stick your tounge out and look up at the ceiling at the same time a physical impossibility.
2.All idiots after reading #1 will try it.
3.And discover #1 is a lie.
4.You are smiling now because are an idiot.
*BOY LOGS ON*
~girl thinks~ YAY HE'S ONNNNNNNN
Girl:HEYYYYYYY
Boy:Hi
~quietness~
Boy:Do you like me?
Girl:Maybe..
Boy:TELL ME
Girl:ITS NOT IMPORTANT!
Boy:IT IS
Girl:WHY?!?!?!
Boy:CAUSE I LIKE YOU
BOYFRIEND GUIDE(:
1.When she walks away from yu mad[Follow her]
2.When she stare's at yur lips[Kiss her ]
3.When she pushes yu or hits yu[Grab her & dnt let go]
[There is more]
Boy:Why havent you had a boyfriend yet?
Girl:Im not allowed, why dont you have a girlfriend?
Boy:Cos your not allowed to have a boyfriend yet :)
age 4-9 "yay trick or treating! :D" age 10-12, "im to old an cool for trick or treating, its for kids ^_^' Age 13+ "HELL YEA FREE CANDY"
Elementary School; ew you kissed him! cooties!
Middle School; c'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss!
High School; seriously guys stop making out and get a room!
1st-5th grade- I can't wait until we get older!
6th-7th- We're so cool!
8th- GET ME OUT OF THIS SCHOOL.
9th-10th: I hate my life...
11th- Am I a senior yet...?
12th: Can I go back to Kindergarden?
For girls:
Mom can I.... NO.... Dad can I.... Sure anything for my little princess.
For boys:
Mom can I.... Sure sweety just be careful.... Dad can I.... NO NO NO NO NO....
1970: what's a computer?
1990: computer's in school!!??
2000: guess what? i have a computer!!!!
2010: MOM MY LAP TOP IS TOO SLOW!!!!!
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?
boy: then i'd go back to my ex.
(girl cried and broke up with him)
--next day--
girl: what are you doing here??
boy: like what i said, i'd go back to my ex. so, will you take me back ?
I might hug other guys, i might laugh with other guys, i might even hang out with other guys.. but none of them will ever mean to me as much as you do.
A boy walks into kitchen to find parents having sex, the dad looks at the boy and winks. that night the father finds the boy in his bedroom having sex with his nana, the boy rolls over, winks and says "not so funny when it's your mum is it"
elementry school: mommy i have a new friend. middle school: hey mom can ____ come over? mom: yeah whos that? you: my new friend. high school: *you and your friend walk in* mom: whos that? my friend...
*bf and gf texting*
boy:are you okay?
girl:yeah..why?
boy:because you seem sad..are you lieing to me?
girl:no im fine i pinky promise.
boy:ok good
*girl thinking to herself*
i loved how you could tell i wasnt okay..i hate how you believed my lie.
when we were 8 we said "I'm rubber u are glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!" Now we say "Well your a ...."
fake friends:never ask for food
real friends:are the reason you have no food.
fake friends:would knock on your front door.
real friends:would knock after they let themselves in.
fake friends:last a couple years.
real friends:last forever.
Okay, so there are 10 fish. 2 die, 5 drown, 1 gets trapped in the filter, how many left? stop counting you idiot. fish cant drown.
Age,4: *little girl starts crying*
brother: Awww, wats wrong?
Sister: i got an owwy.
Age 16: *girl starts crying*
Brother: WHO THE FUCK WAS IT THIS TIME!!
Sister: *cries some more* ... (name)
Brother: IMMA FUCKING KILL THAT S.O.B
As soon as you get online, whose name do you look for first? When a slow song comes on, whose face pops up in your head? When you get a text, who do you hope it's from? Whose name makes your stomache drop when you hear it?
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