What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?
He probably had a bad hare day.
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How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.
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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he made a boo-boo.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Give him a tight jersey.
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Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor
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