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Sunday, February 1, 2009

Sunderland Jokes

The Fire Brigade ring Mick McCarthy in the middle of the night “Mr McCarthy sir, the Stadium of Light is on fire”, “The cups man, save the cups” cries Mick. “Uh” replies the foreman “the fire hasn’t reached the canteen yet.

Mick McCarthy went to the Sunderland Christmas party dressed as a pumpkin, come midnight he still hadn’t turned into a coach.

What’s the difference between a Sunderland fan and a computer.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.

An old man hands over £50 to the turn style operator at the Stadium of light “two please”. “Would that be strikers or defenders”.

I’m glad to report that a new red and white oxo cube will be introduced next year, it will be called laughing stock.

Two men are walking through a cemetery when they happen upon a tombstone that read – “Hear lies John Sweeney a good man and a Sunderland fan.” So, one of them asked the other “when did they start putting two men in one grave.”

Two men are out fishing in a remote area when one man says to the other “I see Sunderland have lost again” The other man was flabbergasted “how did you know”
“well its quarter to five”.

After another poor start to the season a Sunderland fan who had finally had enough nailed his season ticket to the gates of The Stadium of Light. The next day he had a change of heart and returned for it, unfortunately somebody had stolen the nail.

A man goes into a pub with a crocodile under his arm
“Do you serve Sunderland fans in here”
“Certainly sir”, answers the nervous barman.
“Good a pint for me and a Sunderland fan for the crocodile”

A source from Camelot recently revealed that a Sunderland fan had won the lottery.
The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings buying a
New player for his beloved Sunderland.
“If my three numbers come up again and I win another tenner” he added “I will gladly
buy them another.

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